TEENIE WEENIE MAN

Well a spaceship landed in a pasture
Out jumped the teenie weenie man
Walked up to a horse, said "take me to your leader"
but the horse didn't understand

and the horse said "Nay, nay"
and the man said "nay nay"
and the horse said "nay nay"
Away flew the teenie weenie man.

Well the spaceship landed in a mountains
Out jumped the teenie weenie man
Walked up to a goat, said "take me to your leader"
but the goat didn't understand

and the goat said "baa, baa"
and the man said "baa baa"
and the goat said "baa baa"
Away flew the teenie weenie man.

Well the spaceship flew all around, all around
looking for someone with sense,
trying to peacefully contact the Earth
but the natives were too dense.

Well the spaceship landed in a city
Out jumped the teenie weenie man
Walked up to a dog and said "take me to your leader"
but the dog didn't understand

and the dog said "ruff, ruff"
and the man said "ruff, ruff"
and the dog said "ruff, ruff"
Away flew the teenie weenie man.

(crazy solos!)

Well the spaceship flew all around, all around
looking for someone with sense
trying to peacefully contact the Earth
but the natives were too dense.

So if the spaceship lands down in your front yard
and out jumps the teenie weenie man
walks up to your door, says "take me to your leader"
well you better try and understand.

And don't be scared away
Try to make that sense that day
or the man might flight away
and we'll never meet the teenie weenie man!
    
-Danny Wheeler
sung by Danny Wheeler, music by Sandy Stanton, Fable 611